Saturday, 7 May 2011

I Am Definately A Madman In A Box

So he's back. The Doctor is IN! And what an opening to the series, I mean, I cannot quite believe just how good this show has been since Moffat and Smith took over. DOCTOR WHO is back on our screens and we have 13 episodes of pure genius to look forward to. I'll have to collect my thoughts on the good Doctor at some point in the future, but for now let's just say I'm nibbling my fingernails in barely contained girlish excitement.

In other news, intriguing new crime thriller series THE SHADOW LINE has just cropped up, boasting an impressive cast of Chiwitel Ejiofor, Christopher Eccleston and Rafe Spall. The premise is very good and the show certainly takes its time, poring over every detail that's available to us. I won't lie, I almost lost interest a few times due to the ponderous nature of the opening few scenes, but I stuck with it and it was worth it.

Anything else been on?

Actually, I haven't really had that much time to watch stuff lately, it's been busy. So since I only really like to talk about series fully when they're finished, I think I'll take my cue from what I did last time and find something else from my DVD shelf to pick at. What could it be...

JEKYLL.

So, one of the other offerings from Steven Moffat to prove just how much of a frickin' genius he is, JEKYLL is a modern re-telling and pseudo-sequel to The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde. Our central protagonist, Dr. Jackman (played by James Nesbitt in the role of a lifetime, one that I doubt any other living human could do any better in), is haunted by missing time in his life, strange occurances and the feeling that his body does not belong to himself all the time.

This beautifully sinister and expertly crafted series lasted a full six episodes, featured genuinely terrifying implications and acting beyond compare. There's a fair amount of ridiculousness that goes with it as well, there's a mega-corporation that believes Hyde is the next stage in human evolution and is hell-bent on dissecting him, decent British actors with stupid American accents and some truly dodgy cloning for one of the sub-plots. The last episode was also a little messy.

But it just doesn't matter.

For those of you who are aware of my movie reviews, I tend not to actually talk that much about things that I actually really like. This is definately one of those things, since I truly, truly liked what they did with Jekyll. Yeah, some of the elements were a bit weird, yeah, some of the episode storylines were a bit convoluted, but at the same time... they really, really worked all together as a series and I can only recommend it over and over again to anyone stupid enough to listen to me.

My hope would be that Moffat's other recent re-imagining of classic literature, SHERLOCK, would follow the same kind of formula (be both a follow on from the classics yet a fresh story in its own right) and that they could somehow tie-in the two series for some kind of cross-over, but that's just the mega-nerd in me talking. Ah Moffat... what will you do for me next?

Next time: THE SCHEME

Thursday, 28 April 2011

In An Age Of Myth And Magic...

So they've been showing MERLIN again on the BBC. My brother said about it that 'it's not quite as bad as being punched in the face'. Now see, I have to question that particular statement, since it relies on whether or not you're just being punched in the face that one time, or repeatedly throughout the run-length of each episode. Because if it's the first one, I'll take that.

Merlin is the kind of television that makes you question just why you're watching it, while at the same time wondering when the next episode is on. It's really, really, really bad... but I still want to watch the next one. It kind of makes you wonder why people like Anthony Head and Richard Wilson actually do it... except that at the end of the day a job's a job and a paycheck is a paycheck.

Just one point about stupidity that I noticed in the second episode of it, however (entitled Valient and guest starring WHITE VAN MAN and TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS' Will Mellor). Why on earth would you get a magical shield that has the ability to make snakes shoot forwards from it and bite people? Especially to use it in a tournament that's gonna be watched by a king that hates all magic and has made this publically known? Seeing as how it's a bit difficult to hide three magical big-ass snakes... argh... it's just not very well thought through, is it? But then it does stuff like making Mordred's first appearance actually interesting.

And it's got John Hurt in it. Or at least his wonderful, wonderful voice. Oh well, when's the next one up?

JONATHAN CREEK
(Continued)

I don't want to be one of these people who constantly says 'it was better back in the old days', but I can tell you that in terms of the Creek, it was definately better before Maddie left. Carla as a replacement assistant was much more irritating that Maddy with a whole new method of calling Jonathan daft that just didn't really work. Despite being played by the sumptuously gorgeous Julia Sawahla, I never really got on with the character of Carla, especially since it involved dragging Adrien Edmonson around, and I'm pretty sure that he had better things to be doing with his time (like being on the dole).

The series took a decidedly darker note with all the serial killing and illegal immigration that became the focus of several episodes, as well as the brutal revenge murders in Carla's first Christmas special. I can't say as I enjoyed this later stuff as much as I did the more classic Creek, but it's hard to fault the continuity since every single episode of this series has been written by the same pen, that of David Renwick, the creator of the show. I've said this before, but perhaps having a different perspective sometimes may help smooth things along in terms of viewpoint. I've said that before and I'm sure I'll say it again.

With Carla as the assistant, the show lasted only one more season, which was split into two parts of three episodes each. A number of specials followed, with Carla no longer appearing and replaced with Joey (played by TWO PINTS' Sheridan Smith). So far Joey's only been in two specials and both of them suffer from what every Creek special has suffered from, they're just too long, too overly complicated and too elaborate to draw the interest in. The Judas Tree in particular needed a hell of a lot of editing and altering, but didn't recieve it, not even the guest starring of Paul McGann could save it.

The Judas Tree was back in Easter 2010 and I don't really expect to see the series resurface, especially since it was five years in between Carla and Joey's stints. I don't hold great hopes for the future of the series, if there even is one.

Well, that ended on a downer, didn't it?

Next time I talk about: Actually I don't know.

Friday, 22 April 2011

He lives in a Windmill?

There are times when I frickin' love television and times when it bores the hell out of me. There I am, surfing through all that is available on the iPlayer and find that the thing I really want to watch most of all is last week's episode of Have I Got News For You. The one I've already watched. Twice.

I really don't think I have much to talk about at this point, although the keen followers of my habits will notice that I'm ridiculously behind on posting these things, which is pretty much the norm when it comes to me and blogging. I'm not all that reliable at it when it comes down to it.

Well. Sort of.

So instead I'm going to scan my DVD shelf and find something that I'd like to talk about from the dim distant past of memory. However, since it's much bigger than the series I've been talking about in the past, I'm going to break it into two parts, just so that I don't have to think of something else to write about next time. Because, you know, lazy.

JONATHAN CREEK.
(Part 1)

So to start off with I'm just going to talk about the first three proper seasons, which were the Caroline Quentin years, from 1997 to 2000. Or as I like to think of it, the better part of the show's history.

So, Jonathan Creek... what can I say about it that hasn't been said already? Posted as a detective series that focuses on bizarre methods and even more bizarre explanations for those methods, rather than motive and criminial intention, and with a heavy bent on the craft of the Stage Magician, this series was sort of an alternative to the many, many, many, countless thousands of crime dramas that loited public television like chavs at a job centre. Okay, that was a bit harsh, crime drama is certainly more popular than any other in the history of television, but that to me just means that any particular series has to work extra hard to impress me or even get noticed in the first place. So making one about a nerdy anorak that lives in a windmill and solves crimes because he's a massive mystery buff is a step in the right direction.

The series was created and written completely by David Renwick, who was responsible for every single episode. Now, I've always felt a little wary about single-writer shows, mainly because as a writer myself I know that there's only so much imagination that goes on in there and every now and again a fresh perspective really helps freshen the show up a little. And lets face it, there were certainly times when this show needed a little freshness. While the characters were quirky and eccentric (the way that Jonathan and Maddy play off each other works brilliantly well) and the plots are all technically clever, there are quite a few that have a sense of being over stodgy and full of technical detail that detracts from the actual sense of story. The supporting character of Adam Klaus, however, is sheer genius throughout.

The problem with crime is that the real stuff is committed through passion. Passion isn't planned, it just happens. So the majority of the crimes within this series are utterly implausible due to the amount of depth within.

In fact, the very best episodes of this series (Time Waits For Norman and The Omega Man in particular) are the ones that don't actually revolve around murder, but instead elaborte con jobs that are designed not to hurt anyone.

Interestingly enough, the role of Adam Klaus was first played by Anthony Stewart Head, who then defected to the States in order to play a librarian in some schloky vampire series or something. Stuart Milligan took over and pretty much improved on the role in the second season onwards, with the majority of the comedy in the series coming from Klaus and his antics. In fact, a number of comedic actors were in the series, only to play straight-faced characters who barely cracked a smile.

So, if they stayed away from murder, the first twenty or so episodes over the first three years were great, they were in-depth, detailed, well-structured, great characters and a sense that the joke, somehow, was on you.

Next up:... more Creek.

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

In the television this week... my parents were on the news.

And I missed it. My mum and dad were on the BBC Breakfast show.

Basically, because of all this Royal Wedding tedium bollocks, various people at the BBC sent out a series of emails to as many people as they know asking if anyone knows any other couples that got married as a result of going to St. Andrews University together (which my parents did, that's where they met and got married) and it just so happens that one of my mum's dog-walking friends was a former BBC News Foriegn Correspondant, so she gets this email and immeadiately shows it to my mum and dad. They get interviewed and it was on the news on saturday morning (09/04/11).

And I missed it. I was in a car.

If you drastically wish to see it, I believe that it's still on the BBC News website, search for 'St. Andrew's Matchmaker' when you get there.

So, new series of HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. I've always, always loved Have I Got News, it's probably my favourite panel show, ahead of Buzzcocks, Would I Lie To You and any others that I stumble upon. And they got Jon Richardson back for the opening episode of this series, which is great, because I think he's one of this country's brightest young comedians.

Other than that, all I can say is that I'm ridiculously looking forward to the return of a certain madman in a box, and can't really be thinking about other things right now. WHITE VAN MAN is actually getting better, while TWENTY TWELVE seems to be sagging a litte, but comedy is always difficult to do, so I shall reserve judgement until later on, when it's done.

GARROW'S LAW.

So this was another BBC Courtroom Drama that I started avidly watching. In fact I watched the second series before I bought the first, but hey, continuity is flexible enough to allow that. I figured that since I did Silk last time I could get away with doing something that's largely the same show, just set in a period where Sean Bean is quite at home (Which reminds me that I must do one of these on Sharpe).

But of course the main difference is that Garrow's Law is historical in the sense that most of these characters actually existed. William Garrow, John Southouse, Judge Buller and Sir Arthur Hill were all real people and all the cases brought before the court of Old Bailey are indeed real cases straight out of the history files. Obviously some artistic licence has been taken, but I'd only hold that against them if it were a bad show.

And this is no way a bad show.

A stellar cast led by Andrew Buchan (or Sean Bean mk2 as I like to think of him), with the legendary nose of Alun Armstrong, current BBC royalty of Rupert Graves and the multi-talented Lyndsey Marshall who was last seen wasting her time in Being Human.

All I can really say about Garrow's Law is that both seasons have so far impressed me so much that I made sure to recommend it to everyone I know, just in case they missed it. This is a show that will suit many audiences, which I could only hope to match.

So next time, something more retro: JONATHAN CREEK.

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Do You Think She'll Get It?

So another week where I'm drastically behind on actually posting these things on the day I promise myself that I will. It's good to see that I'm just as ridiculously inept at posting for this blog as I am for my other one, because if there's anything that the blog-reading public like, it's consistency. I'm up in Scotland as I write this. So, on the iPlayer this week:

TOLSTOY. Now, I've never read War and Peace, I dislike pacificsm and my Russian history isn't that great. So I don't actually know a great deal about Tolstoy, but my mother recommended that I watch 'The Last Station' last year (a film about his final days) and I didn't get the chance to see it, which annoyed me. So the BBC showed a two-part Imagine about his life. And then The Last Staion.

I recall not being allowed to go and see The Last Station at the cinema because I tried to get into an over-50's only showing, and not realising this, I was essentially told to bugger off. But that's a different and mildly annoying story, as I've said.

But now things are different. Now I am all learned up on my Tolstoy, still without ever having read one of his books. I shall try to give War And Peace a go, but it'll probably have to be when I'm locked up without any distractions, like an internet connection.

Basically, my brother suggested that War and Peace can be summed up in 'People find that life is rubbish, then they discover God and all is well'.

However, given its context with the Napoleonic wars, I think I'll have to check it out at some point, if only to say that I have in fact read it.

Tolstoy's life seemed to be a completely at-odds one, with this dosucmentary and movie trying to prove just that. He said one thing and lived another in many ways, he was a keen hypocrite (just like myself) and is regarded as one of the most controversial figures in Russian history, which sounds like an almost enviable position. He both loved and loathed his wife, he adored and disowned his children, he couldn't stop writing and he hated every word he put to paper.

In the end, he said that the only thing that is important to humans is love, for only love can bring us out of the darkness that is the human condition.

In Tolstoyan fashion, I completely agree with every word he says and know that I will never attempt to practice this. We are what we are, us flawed humans.

And writers.

SILK.

Tuned into Silk a few weeks ago when it started and I was almost instantly put off by the overwhelming sense of female empowerment, slow story plotting and difficult to understand referances. However, after the first fifteen minutes I found myself actually riveted by the story, no matter how slow it was.

By the second episode I was pretty damn keen to get to watching it, I began to feel that I hadn't been this enthusiastic about a BBC show since Luther, and that's frickin' saying something. The setting grew on me, a sort of serene observer's world where the actual reality of crime doesn't matter. This is the QC's world.

As for the characters, Maxine Peake's Martha Costello is obviously the glue that holds the show together, and I felt it appropriate that she was left out of the main subplot, but at the same time I felt that the pregnancy story was out of place (simply adding to the undesireable female empowerment angle). Rupert Penry-Jones' Clive Reader was great, I felt quite warm to his character, who is basically the high-priced barrister equivelent of the snivelling gutter-rat. Add in the pupils, Tom Hughes and Natalie Dormer (beyond hot), and you've got a pretty well rounded cast going on. The only thing I didn't really like was Billy's ridiculous pink tie. But then I've never liked ties.

That's not to say that the first series of this promising show didn't have problems. It took an age to get anywhere, why did Mark Draper appear for two different crimes? There's enough bureacracy in the Criminal Court world to simply have it as a related event. The character of Gary Rush was also criminally underused (pun intended), since he was the only thing in the show which actually had a dangerous edge to it. The resolution of the show could have used some serious work, as well. Naturally we get a decision on Martha's Silk application, but we didn't get to know which student survived the process or anything beyond 'sit down and shut up' for the secondary story.

So yes, I eagerly await the second season, if there is one, and hope that Peter Moffat has taken this onboard. Y'know, as if someone of his stature actually reads my blog.

Mext time I shall talk about: GARROW'S LAW.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

C24

So in the world of television this week I have... actually, I haven't had much of a chance to watch much TV because I've been working too much on my own television drama script that was due to be handed in yesterday. I got it in and then had to catch a train, so the iPlayer and I haven't seen each other in a while.

However, there is comedy.

It's good to see RUSSELL HOWARD and his GOOD NEWS are back, they're a welcome return to the line-up for the next eight or so weeks. Russell has always been an odd one, his humour is somewhere between a political activist and a hyperactive ten-year-old, but it certainly works in its own context. Ever since he left Mock The Week (which has been somewhat up in the air ever since the departure of Frankie Boyle), I feel Russ has been in flux.

New BBC Four comedy with Hugh Bonneville, Jessica Hynes and the soothing tones of David Tennant, TWENTY TWELVE, deals with the semi-corporate semi-government office bollocks of the buildup to the 2012 London Olympics and I for one am watching avidly. Also new on BBC Three is WHITE VAN MAN. I initially thought this would be rubbish, but after having given the first episdoe a go... I'm sure I'll watch the next one when it's online.

I also gave BECOMING HUMAN a go, and only got to watch the first 15 minutes before my connection screwed up. So is it just repeating Being Human, but with younger people? If so, I'm not sure what the point is...

SILK is still enjoyable to me. However, as promised:

OUTCASTS.

Oh, you could have been so much more. You definately should have been so much more. Now normally when something's good, praise goes to the Director, and when something's bad, hate gets levelled at the Writer. That's just the way of things, I don't much like it, since I'm a writer, but that's how it is. In this case, however, I'm all for following that example.

Ben Richards.

In the last few years, Richards has been working on stuff that has always dissapointed me. He headed up both this and an ITV show called THE FIXER, after his stint on SPOOKS. He continues to occasionally work on Spooks and that's probably his best work, even though I'm not an avid watcher, I probably should be at some point. The Fixer was based around a man released from prison in order to be a Government sanctioned Hitman that nobody talked about. I mean, how do you screw up a show about a Government sanctioned Hitman? Make it sodding boring, that's how. The show never captured its true potential, despite a great cast and a great premise, it was always lacking in the story department.

And now Outcasts. Humans are living on a 'Goldilocks' planet (somewhere that's 'just right' enough to support human life), and have set up what they hope to be an idyllic little colony, but naturally things are going awry. Why else would it be the focus of a television show. It's a very 'white/beige' show, with all the backdrops being set against quite pale landscape, which contrasts reasonably well with the dark greys and browns of the settlement of Forthaven and the drab, practical-looking costumes of our protagonists. The coloured sections on the guns are a bit weird, however. We start off with the arrival of a new transport ship from Earth who's captain is sending out the signal of:

'Is that a human voice out there?'

Well, that sounds like a decent way to open a science fiction series, but since there are no aliens in the sphere of human knowledge at the start of the series, it does make you wonder why the hell Richards thought that would be an unambiguous opening line. The first episode then goes on to introduce us to a slew of characters that we'll never see again, including the best actor they had, Battlestar Galactica's Jamie Bamber. I mean, what's the point of getting Apollo in, giving him the most interesting part in the whole series, then offing him at the end of the first episode? The rest of the cast are... adequate to poor in terms of performance, with points for Liam Cunningham.

The character of Julius Berger, played by the show's only American (Eric Mabius), was woefully poorly written, flitting between over-hammed up religious icon to ultra-cloak-and-dagger political damp cloth, all the while never quite escaping the shadow of Battlestar Galactica's Giaus Baltar, someone who pulled it off a great deal better.

Naturally, there's plenty of things in this series that made it feel like it was just trying to emulate BSG, as well as a host of other, more successful science-fiction dramas, but at the end of it, this show did nothing to break away from their shadow. Outcasts could have been good, but it simply wasn't, it just wasn't given the chance to be good.

And that bothers me. It's science-fiction, the most important of all genres. And more importantly it's British science-fiction that doesn't revolve around an eccentric vagabond in a time travelling blue box. Surely we should make an effort to establish British sci-fi that isn't Doctor Who? Surely we should try harder than this? But apparently not, not as long as Ben Richards has his way.

Next time I bitch about: SILK.

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Wolf-Shaped Bullet

So this is my second entry into the blogging world, sort of a companion blog to my first blog, although Christ alone knows why I thought I had the readership to justify this. So if anyone is paying attention, this blog will be about my love for television and more specifically the BBC iPlayer, which is something I value a bit more than oxygen these days.

In each post I will discuss things I've watched lately and what I thought about them, and with each post I'll talk about a series or season overall, probably one I've got on DVD or have seen recently or something. So, on with it.

Lately I've been quite impressed with SILK, that's been a slow-building but excellently written and beautifully characterful series about a Chamber of Barristers in London. It's a world that I don't know much about, in fact I could probably tell you more about American Trial Law than I could British, but that's just television for you.

For those that were unfortunate enough to watch OUTCASTS, I'll comment on that next time around, unless something more important crops up, but for this week, I'm gonna talk about that one particular little series that could, that has just come to the end of its third season.

BEING HUMAN.

So three years ago I heard vague mention of a series about a werewolf, a vampire and a ghost all living in a flat together and how everyone was saying that it was really funny and really good. I didn't see the first season at the time, but I caught it on the iPlayer later when they were gearing up for the second season and I can honestly say that I had some incredibly lukewarm feelings towards it.

Yes, the idea was good, the acting seemed to be pretty enjoyable and the basic stories were solid, but the problem to me was that they always felt like they were 40-minute stories stretched out to a 60-minute timeslot. This problem carried over into the second season but I was innured to it by the time that came around and I don't think it was an issue at all in the third season. I really felt like the show had got into its swing by season 3.

It felt as if the writers were also never quite sure how important to make Nina, since she was supporting at first, then massively important before suddenly disappearing and then being re-introduced Deus Ex Machina style for the end of the second season. Again, with the third, she'd settled into being the ferocious little house mother that we know she should have been all along, fitting in between George and Annie in that regard.

Mitchell had that weird conundrum of being sort of out of place with the other characters, but at the same time being the most interesting of them all, which is one of the things that has kept the show going this long.

The problem for me has always been the bad guys. Don't get me wrong, Herrick is brilliant. We love Herrick as a character, he works very, very well and he was the best thing about season 1. But was he the right choice for season 3?

Of course, the less said about Kemp and Jaggart the better, I don't know who thought that storyline was going to be in any way cathartic or useful, but they were downright wrong. Think they needed a copy of Hunter: The Vigil in order to get their heads around their own characters, it probably would have come in useful. They felt very out of place and as soon as they were gone we had no more use for them and they disappeared from the plot all together, because they didn't belong there in the first place. While a human antagonist is certainly a good idea, it needed a hell of a lot of work.

Being Human's biggest crime has always been, however, its season finales. Season 1 finale got to the climax about 15 minutes early, then had to pad it out with 15 minutes of talking, saying the same thing three times, and then getting to the good stuff, which was about as rewarding as finally getting your piece of birthday cake after someone's thrown up on it. The season 2 finale might as well have been 8 weeks of the most intense sexual chemistry you've ever experianced and then being stood up at the last minute, resulting in the most painful blue-balling known to man.

But now...?

Season 3 finished and the ending... the ending was just right. Oh, there was a bit of monologuing at the end, but by that point we'd already had our payoff and we were ahead of the game. This season finale was exactly what the doctor ordered, it pretty much makes up for the entire collection of faults the show had accrued by that point and it didn't over-stretch itself. We finally have a conclusion to the Box-Tunnel 20 storyline, which in itself was probably the best story idea that they'd ever come up with. So, Toby Whithouse, you managed to pull it off. And I wasn't sure that you actually had it in you...

Next week we talk about OUTCASTS.